A Steaming Pot of Silly Memes

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    Property - oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop feraligatr Follow Cente
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    Font - Hi, I'm a teen influencer with 47.2k tiktok followers and I get 100k views per video. Most of my audience is 14-17 years old and would LOVE your jewelry and tee shirts! I want to collab with you by advertising your products to help you grow your business. If you send me three of the most expensive items in your store, I'll make a tiktok vid about them. I hope to hear back from you Hi there, the best way you can support our small business is by purchasing from it. I clicked on your tiktok
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    Font - OFF ON LIGHT INSERT POOR KEY TO SELECT YO FLOOP O 29 16 IND. GROUP IND SERVICE 17 FIRE PHONE SERVICE 18 S
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    Sky - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... I better think twice? buddy I dont even think once
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    Gesture - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how people get up at 5AM to work out. I won't even get up at 5AM to pee. I will just lie there in pain.
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    Shirt - You always make me feel so special Shafeeq @Y2SHAF i'm so poor that i don't even know what they're in
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    Gesture - Jonesy @NotThatJonesy Throwing a hot frying pan into a cold sink makes me feel like a blacksmith.
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    Human - The Hot Topic and the Kohl's employees having lunch together at the mall
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    Food - GIGJORNO HAND DIGIORNO PIZZA NEW IMPROVED CRUST COOKIES
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    Font - Adam B. Hill, M.D. @Adamhill1212 5yo asked me to go find something downstairs. I couldn't find it. 5yo: "I've got an idea. This time, go back downstairs and try your best".
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    Clothing - Jack Black's son looks like he's walking Jack Black to school
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    Table - can u imagine they actually portrayed this as a problem for drake
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    Ecoregion - Archaeologists now: Archaeologists in 3020 AD: BLOCKBUSTER MEMBERSHIP CARD bies Only
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    Font - GARNICA @IsaiahGarnica for $5 i will write "yikes" under one of your ex's selfies
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    Font - Nツ @Noorthevirgo Calling peoples opinions of me "fan theories"
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    Photograph - Sam @sam_antics Important Q: when you look at my cat's chest, do you see a.) a vase or b.) 2 men about to kiss
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    Food - he took me on a picnic and this happened aaron @baeronchan she ate him omg EXPLORIZER Lay Kette Cooked
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    Food - need kfc guitar hero meal from 2009 so bad KFC GUITAR HERO ORLD TOUR KFC GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR
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    Gesture - Ciara @Ciara_BK 23 yr old hits on me. I tell him im 30. He says "oh so can I get your email then" 10/10 :
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    Hair - when he pours me another shot thinking im about to get freaky but im about to start talking about my father
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    Food - Noodles are so weird. Even the name is weird. NOO-duls. NEWW-dlz. Say it. Noodles. Noodals. Nerderls. Anyway, I love slimy bread yarn. I eat it forever.
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    World - MER ORY HOME OF THE WORST RUM & COKE THAT ONE GUY ON YELP EVER HAD ona odelo STELLA GINOSA AINT fade 1675 RING TIMOTHY LONGFELLO
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    Sky - TRESS LE SHACK OF SIT FURNITURE SHOWROOM XXTT Sealy Postureped MATTR SALI
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    Font - ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl actually my biggest fear about the apocalypse is probably just losing my glasses 7:58 PM 2/12/22 Twitter for iPhone . 17.4K Retweets 2,714 Quote Tweets 148K Likes 27 ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl. 1d Replying to @ElyKreimendahl would 100% immediately give up. forage for food? i can't even tell the diff between an edible berry and a literal rock.
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    Food - 269 sorry babe i was getting my haircut and i'm at walmart now IGLE A Walmar ор 356/UN IN CASINES SUSTING SBOWOOD HONNOINTS OFE27 uaplog Sarafik Subject iMessage send pics oh my god
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    Cartoon - Other people: You should have 6 months salary saved up as an emergency fund you don't spend. Me: & Well... 3 * I have 3 dollars
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    Font - banana belt betty @bananabeltbetty Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that's what every corporate meeting I've ever been in has felt like
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    Food - Me: I need to stop spending so much money on Amazon... Amazon: Sandwich Sponges @odditymall
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    Sky - emily @emmixxrose nice argument. unfortunately, yo mama
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    Water - Nick Cannon facetiming all his baby mommas for Mother's Day @1950originals
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    Font - Jess Carpenter Writes @JessCarpWrites Me on my phone in bed: • dark mode brightness turned down phone pointed at my face only My husband on his phone in bed: lighthouse possibly signaling for Batman the force of a thousand suns
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    Head - me after turning a pimple into an open wound: skenckare
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    Plant - When someone gets in your car and starts criticising your driving Walkden A6 4 12 m
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    Nature - When you accidentally click "open in new window" instead of "open in new tab"
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    Food - Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same BRET MICHAELS SAYS... BOCK THE SE MEN EVERYTHING GLAM METAL
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    Plant - When the argument is over, and they say some shit under their breath as you walk away. 132
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